Friday, January 21, 2011

These Bitches Are Wasting Perfectly HOT Guys!

I have been watching this show on Oxygen called Snapped, thanks to my special friend I'll just call Fruitfly!

Anyway, since Oxygen is one of those networks for people with vajayjays, they show mostly women centric programming.

This particular show features female murderers. 9 times out of 10 it's women who've killed their husbands.

The part that gauls me is that in most of these cases, these bitches are wasting perfectly HOT husbands.

Case in point was the murder of James (Jimmie) Michael in Morgantown, WV! A perfectly nice guy, going through life, till his stupid bitch of a wife poisons him to death, then burns down part of their house to cover her tracks!

Tony Grauber may have been a bit of a mook, but he took good care of all his kids while his ugly bitch wife was out gambling away a fortune, and feeding her drug habit. What did all that good parenting get him? SHOT!



This guy at least managed to escape from his bipolar psychopath ex wife BEFORE she could hire someone to really kill him. I'm glad too, cuz he made me feel funny in my pants.



I didn't even see this episode, but super hottie IN A WHEELCHAIR married some giant fat cow (roll her in flour to find the wetspot) and then she burned up his ass!


This next poor bastard made the mistake of falling for cooch so old she queefed cobwebs! What good did it do him? He ended up stuffed into a plastic crate!


This is what it boils down too, bitches are TERRIBLE! I have NEVER approved of anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!

If these men had all just been gay, they'd all still be alive today!

1 comment:

  1. You have outdone yourself with this one. I almost peed my pants reading this because of the outburst of laughter that hit me.

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