Dating Sites SUCK!

Ok, so right after my breakup from Shithead, I went ahead and joined Compatible Partners (which I call GayHarmony) it's brought to you by the same people who bring you EHarmony.

By the way, did we learn NOTHING from the Civil Rights Movement? Separate but Equal is just not that equal!

Anyway, I filled out their 10,000 freakin' questions. Are you more this, or are you more that? Then, unlike other sites, I don't get to peruse anybody. They basically electronically pimp you out!

Like Dolly Parton in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, they send the guys to you!

Now I'm NOT the best looking guy in the world! I mean nobody would mistake me for Brad Pitt, but I'm not Quasimodo either dragging virgins up to my bell tower and tossing them off the church roof!

Out of all the guys they've sent me, it's averaged anywhere from 1 to 7 per day (more if you broaden your net) I've heard from about 3 that wanted more conversation. Don't ask me why I'm playing coy on the site, I guess because I'm curious to see if anyone would be interested in me based on personality alone.

So basically I've dropped a nice little wad of cash (the plan I'm on is $20 per month) and I've gotten NOWHERE!

Again to reiterate my previous statement, dating sites SUCK!

P.S. Future entries will be more about that separate but equal thing!

Finally, mentioning Dolly and that movie, here's a GREAT number from it!