Sorry it's been awhile

I've been much more active on facebook. If you want to really keep up with what I'm bitching about, that's probably the better place to go.

Anywho, hoping to launch something exciting soon, details and of course links to come!

Happy holidays to those who celebrate!

Wow - How Long it's Been!

Well I know it's been a LONG LONG TIME since I posted on here.

I will work on that in the future. Meanwhile those watching you can follow me on facebook. I do get on there more often.

Meanwhile here's a funny little something to tide you over!

The Further Adventures of Shithead!

I certainly don't consider myself a bitter queen. Yes, I've been pissed at my share of ex boyfriends. However, Shithead has really outdone himself this time.

His recent blog entry basically said that A) He hadn't been a relationship in two years *UM WE JUST BROKE UP 2 1/2 MONTHS AGO* and B) He said he's starting to date someone new *he never said anything to me about dating anyone*

Honest to God is honesty so difficult!?

This Pissed Off Faggot is now on Facebook!

Friend me there, and you'll get regular rants about crap! Or just connect with other mad gay people.

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Dating Sites SUCK!

Ok, so right after my breakup from Shithead, I went ahead and joined Compatible Partners (which I call GayHarmony) it's brought to you by the same people who bring you EHarmony.

By the way, did we learn NOTHING from the Civil Rights Movement? Separate but Equal is just not that equal!

Anyway, I filled out their 10,000 freakin' questions. Are you more this, or are you more that? Then, unlike other sites, I don't get to peruse anybody. They basically electronically pimp you out!

Like Dolly Parton in Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, they send the guys to you!

Now I'm NOT the best looking guy in the world! I mean nobody would mistake me for Brad Pitt, but I'm not Quasimodo either dragging virgins up to my bell tower and tossing them off the church roof!

Out of all the guys they've sent me, it's averaged anywhere from 1 to 7 per day (more if you broaden your net) I've heard from about 3 that wanted more conversation. Don't ask me why I'm playing coy on the site, I guess because I'm curious to see if anyone would be interested in me based on personality alone.

So basically I've dropped a nice little wad of cash (the plan I'm on is $20 per month) and I've gotten NOWHERE!

Again to reiterate my previous statement, dating sites SUCK!

P.S. Future entries will be more about that separate but equal thing!

Finally, mentioning Dolly and that movie, here's a GREAT number from it!

The Sad but True Tale of Shithead!

So a couple of months ago I broke up with a guy I'd been with almost 4 years! I'll call him Shithead.

Anyway, all along Shithead kept telling me he wanted a future together, and we were soul mates, blah blah blah.

However actions speak MUCH LOUDER than words. The reality was that in nearly 4 years together I met his parents ONCE! I had introduced him to my ENTIRE FAMILY on many occasions. I went out of my way to include him in every aspect of my life. Whereas in his I was shut out completely and generally treated like "the other woman".

Of course since the breakup I learned that he was trying to see other guys on the side. Admittedly we lived 45 minutes from each other, so getting together on weekdays was next to impossible.

I see that online in certain places he talks about wanting someone to "share his love with". I want to scream to the universe that that's not what he really wants.

I have stayed friends with him, partially out of the fact that he WAS fun to hang out with, and partially under my hidden agenda that I want to sabotage ALL his future relationships and tell the other guys that they'll NEVER really have him, because his mother won't cut the cord!

All men, gay, straight, whatever, should come with a warning label and information from ALL their past exes.

Au revoir Shithead! I hope you find someone who treats you the same way you treated me!

I DON'T WANNABE USED FOR SEX!

Recently I have been tossed back into the dating pool, no thanks to my ex boyfriend to be nicknamed later!

It's not the funnest place in the world to be. At least in the straight world they have TONS more choices. If you live in a moderately sized city, as I do, then odds are you have either dated, slept with just about everyone, or know someone who has dated, slept with, everyone you could possibly date!

I recently put up an ad on craigslist (and NO I didn't see the Craigslist Murderer movie) and I got a response. He's a younger guy (mid 20's) and we've corresponded back and forth for about a month.

Well he finally came over last night, ostensibly to watch some movies and order pizza. He turned out to be cuter than his pictures led on, and we sat and watched tv for a while. I came back and lit some candles, just for atmosphere. Next thing I know we're necking like mad and stripping off clothes.

Flash ahead 15 minutes and we're both cleaning off (hey can I get you a towel is a common phrase in the gay community) and suddenly his phone rings...OH NO, he has to babysit suddenly tonight. So 5 minutes later he's out the door and I'm popping a frozen pizza into the stove.

Now I haven't heard from him at all today.

About par for the course. When you're a member of the gay community, you might as well check your heart at the door! Romance doesn't really exist anymore!

Afercrombie and BITCH!

I GROSSLY DISLIKE this fucking website! And their stores! Do you know why? Partially because they do to men what men have been doing to women for centuries. They hold up an unrealistic ideal that men will NEVER truly achieve. Or they might achieve if they NEVER eat grains, and work out 7 days a week!

The average american male reaches his sexual peak at about 18-19. Sad to say guys, but it's all downhill after that! You know what that's led to? The rise of the Cougar! And in gay men they're called Chicken Hawks!

You have to troll high schools to find men in their sexual peak! Is it any wonder you've got female AND male teachers seducing their students! That's why!

OH SHIT I'M RAMBLING!

Anyway, don't shop at that store, they perpetuate a stereotype the average american male will never truly be and probably never was!

These Bitches Are Wasting Perfectly HOT Guys!

I have been watching this show on Oxygen called Snapped, thanks to my special friend I'll just call Fruitfly!

Anyway, since Oxygen is one of those networks for people with vajayjays, they show mostly women centric programming.

This particular show features female murderers. 9 times out of 10 it's women who've killed their husbands.

The part that gauls me is that in most of these cases, these bitches are wasting perfectly HOT husbands.

Case in point was the murder of James (Jimmie) Michael in Morgantown, WV! A perfectly nice guy, going through life, till his stupid bitch of a wife poisons him to death, then burns down part of their house to cover her tracks!

Tony Grauber may have been a bit of a mook, but he took good care of all his kids while his ugly bitch wife was out gambling away a fortune, and feeding her drug habit. What did all that good parenting get him? SHOT!

This guy at least managed to escape from his bipolar psychopath ex wife BEFORE she could hire someone to really kill him. I'm glad too, cuz he made me feel funny in my pants.

I didn't even see this episode, but super hottie IN A WHEELCHAIR married some giant fat cow (roll her in flour to find the wetspot) and then she burned up his ass!

This next poor bastard made the mistake of falling for cooch so old she queefed cobwebs! What good did it do him? He ended up stuffed into a plastic crate!

This is what it boils down too, bitches are TERRIBLE! I have NEVER approved of anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die!

If these men had all just been gay, they'd all still be alive today!